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| Terrain:  By: Cryptosporidium-623 @ | Hide Date: 11/20/2016 | Status: Available Country: United States | State: Colorado Coordinates: N39° 44.136 W104° 58.127 | Last updated: 08/30/2019 | Fav points: 0 
A replacement for the earlier Furon multi which would no longer function without an SSL connection.  Attention Hoomans! Your future alien masters, the mighty (and rather self-assured) Furon Empire, have established a voluntary surrender facility within your recreation area known to many of you as "Cheese Men Park", an area known for its giant dairy wheel amusement facilities, string cheese temples and covert, crowd-sourced autonomous canine dairy chases (and shallow graves, belonging to anti-alien protestors).If you are prepared to renounce all puffins, walruses, rubberized poultry and any other primitive creatures who think they can postpose the inevitable Furon invasion of Sol-III by hurling their maize-infused fecal matter at us, this may be the opportunity you've been waiting for! Those Hoomans who voluntarily surrender, now, to our superior alien species (that also look quite amazing in Spandex) will be granted leniency in their imprisonment and life-long labor activities. Act now, and you will NOT be forced to labor 24 hours a day in a sulfuric space worm mucus harvesting facility. That's right! Those who surrender TODAY will be granted the much lighter sentence of only laboring 23.99997 hours a day in a sulfuric space worm mucus harvesting facility. (We're big softies at heart, we know!) Now we know all of you reading (and possibly lipping) this electronic message must be VERY excited by this offer (who wouldn't be?). You're probably now wondering when you should arrive to volunteer for this "fabulous" opportunity of eternal and unwavering allegiance. Unfortunately we can only extend this offer to a select number of Hoomans at a time, so we've developed a small test to maximize the quality of our applicants (by focusing on those Hoomans in the deeper end of the gene pool.) Those of you who can locate our logging device will be the ones "saved" from a slightly more horrific fate. TO LOCATE THE VOLUNTEER LOGGING DEVICE: 1. Approach the sector from the posted coordinates 2. Locate the round, protective covering. It will unscrew with gentle tentacle-twists. You will require "micro-pincers" to "make the connection" and retrieve the logging unit, however. 3. Please be gentle with the device and replace as you found it. The logging unit should easily SLIDE back into place. You should not have to force it in any way. We know these simple instructions will be difficult for such a primitive species, but that is why we Furons call it a "test". Bwah haaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa! --Cryptosporidium-623 Congratulations to T&A137 for FTF (despite their obvious impediments for being Hooman)!
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