The Furon device is *NOT* at the coordinates above!
Greetings Cryptosporidum-623!
It has been many solar cycles since we last received a meaningful update from you regarding the Furon conquest of Sol-III.
Frankly, it seems that you've gotten a bit too lazy in focusing so much attention on all those so-called "Lye-Brare-Eeee" invasions and negotiating a deal for your "Alien Overlord" line of mind-control sandwich condiments (although we do find the concept for pureeing tomatoes, toenails, and alien flatulence into a single mouth-watering product rather intriguing!)
The Furon High Council has therefore decreed that it is time to get you back into the field, doing what it is that you do best (whatever that is supposed to be!)
On that note, we have a little mission for you and your clones!
Several hours ago, we dispatched a C.A.N.N.O.L.I (Communications Alien Noble Noting Orders & Lengthy Ideas) to your sector. The C.A.N.N.O.L.I is a little bit hairy and rather small, which is nothing like *my* C.A.N.N.O.L.I as it would have been far too gargantuan to fit into a single matter teleportation pod, let me reassure you of that!!
Errrr -- What I meant to say was although this C.A.N.N.O.L.I is small, its significance is in how it is utilized! You see, this C.A.N.N.O.L.I contains an identity "hit list" (stored rectally, of course) of all the local lifeforms on Sol-III targeted for immediate disintegration.
Using the encoded communications image provided below (or attached in the gallery), translate the location of the C.A.N.N.O.L.I and proceed to those coordinates to locate the creature (see the rules below). Carefully review the hit list and, while you're there, be certain to add your own personal identifier to the sheet as well... so... we can verify that you achieved your goal, of course!
Now, pay attention Crypto because this is VERY IMPORTANT! There are special RULES for C.A.N.N.O.L.I retrieval that you must abide by to avoid any messy situations:
- Carefully feel around for the C.A.N.N.O.L.I. Be extra thorough!
- Lightly grasp the C.A.N.N.O.L.I and pull it straight down from its hiding area
- Gently twist the tip of the C.A.N.N.O.L.I to have it reveal its contents. Remember, only twist on the TIP!
- When re-hiding the C.A.N.N.O.L.I, please be certain that it is properly inserted (and secured)
Why are you laughing? You've got an important job to do, Crypto! I suggest you get started immediately!
Still your superior officer (in case you've forgotten),
-- Pox
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