GC2XNJ0 Three Cryptos and the Spaceport
Type: Traditional | Size: Small | Difficulty: | Terrain:
By: Daschpeeg, MaddieMoof and "Cream Cheese" @ | Hide Date: 06/05/2011 | Status: Available
Country: United States | State: Colorado
Coordinates: N39° 43.654 W105° 15.088 | Last updated: 08/30/2019 | Fav points: 0
               

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An alien saucer is in need of refueling. Can you find it?

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Greetings Ooognar the Clammy,

On behalf of the mighty (and rather self assured) Furon Empire, we welcome your vessel to Saucer Service Depot 23423953-Glonk, stationed on Sol-III, the world known throughout the universe as the residual lint between the toes of this solar system.

We were notified of your approach just moments ago and will be dispatching our hypnotized Hooman slaves, immediately, to the above coordinates to greet and service your vessel and reinvigorate your crew so that you may continue on your journey.

Being new to this part of the galaxy, you might be unaware of the vast number of brief and yet thorough hospitality services offered by this state-of-the-art saucer service depot:

* Energon replenishment - Our slaves can refuel your fuel reactor cores, quickly, by simply imprinting their identity on your special fuel conversion "log" with a pigment or dye-based writing instrument (although graphite works as well!)

* Worm Massages - That's right, your hard-working engineering crew of non-arthropod invertebrates are probably tired from your endless exploration of space. Our Hoomans are well-trained in the art of "GAH! EWWW!", also known as "Worm Massage". Allow their masterful fingers to soothe your crew while they also search for your depleted fuel canister. If the Hoomans "dig too deeply" feel free to bite them on the ends of their fingers (they like that!)

* Endless Groveling - It is our pleasure to provide you with this service free-of-charge (with a qualifying purchase of one or more "Crypto Rules MY Planet" T-Shirts or stylish belt buckles). Please ask the attending Hooman on duty if you would like them to grovel at your tentacles, er, feet!

Please enjoy your stay on this wretched world! If you need ANY further assistance, please don't hesitate to probe one of our Hoomans with the nearby "ribbed notification scepter".

--Cryptosporidium-623 (and his incorrigible clones, 831 and 507)

Congratulations to lunchb0x07 and TeamMtTop for being FTF

04/22/2018 By stardancer2
We did not find this one. Thanks for bringing us to this great place.

07/01/2017 By fsu1567
Out for some hiking at Lookout Mountain Park. No log inside. I didn't have a piece of paper to replace it with. Quite a few plastic fishing worms though in the cache. Cool cache in the woods. TFTC!!

05/30/2017 By Brabs10
cool find

07/07/2016 By Back Country Horsemen
Surprised it has been over a year since this one was logged. I got lucky & parked right next to where a nice trail started that took me right to the cache. A muggle passed just as I was at the cache but I don't know if he saw me. Was very cute but the log has been wet & falls apart when you try to sign it.

04/10/2015 By DBsearching
Wow what fun. Worth the walk.
Log was to wet to sign.
So will post a picture.
TFTC