Meet Green
"I melt for no one"
AGE: Old enough to know better.
GENDER: Female
WEIGHT: How dare you!
LIKES: Simple candlelit dinners..in Paris
DISLIKES: Men and women who stare.
SHORTCOMINGS: Can sometimes be intimidating.
BEST ATTRIBUTE: Honey, I can't even choose. That's you job.
APPEARANCE: Beauty of this magnitude can't be described in words.
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Meet Brown
"The fact is, it doesn't get any better than the orignal"
AGE: We didn't dare ask.
GENDER: Female
WEIGHT: Significantly lower than her IQ.
TURN-ONS: Power.
TURN-OFFS: The color red.
HIDDEN TALENT: Always being right.
APPEARANCE: Sexy Sophisticated.
BEST ATTRIBUTE: Her big beautiful brain.
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