Meet Red
"Everything is under control"
AGE: he says 30-something, but we are checking on it.
GENDER: Male
WEIGHT: Perfect for his shell size
TURN-ONS:When people blindly follow his advice
BEST FEATURE: Genius IQ & physical prowess (the best of both worlds)
SHORTCOMINGS: Thinks he knows more than he does.
HIDDEN TALENTS: Turns simple chores into complicated tasks.
Marvelous eyebrows!
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Meet Yellow
"Inside everyone there's a little nut"
AGE: Unknown, but he's in touch with his inter child.
GENDER: Male
WEIGHT: Around average..for a peanut with milk chocolate padding.
LIKES: Pretty ladies and fluffy things.
BEST FRIEND: Red, because he seems to know a lot.
SHORTCOMINGS: Nice guys finish last.
APPEARANCE: Plump, yellow, and all smiles.
BEST ATTRIBUTE: Sees the good in everyting.
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