GC2KART Three Cryptos and the Stale Tortilla Chips
Type: Traditional | Size: Other | Difficulty: | Terrain:
By: Daschpeeg, MaddieMoof and the "Cream Cheese" @ | Hide Date: 12/13/2010 | Status: Available
Country: United States | State: Colorado
Coordinates: N39° 43.294 W104° 55.361 | Last updated: 08/30/2019 | Fav points: 0
     

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Crypto!

That bag of kosher tortilla chips and salsa, sent by your bumbling clones to the Furon High Council for consumption during "Disintegrate an Offensive Neighbor Day", was EXTRAORDINARILY stale and all of Furon has been GREATLY offended by your carelessness!

You must act quickly to save face and to maintain your ranking within our great Furon society (#57,948,800th, just behind Unlar-12 the Excrement Thrower).

Proceed IMMEDIATELY to the coordinates above with a fresh bag of kosher tortilla chips. There, you will find a wormhole activation key, drawing power from a nearby bank of electron channeling and refinement equipment. This wormhole will provide you a far more expeditious way of transporting these delightful snacks back to our home world.

Using a graphite or ink-based writing implement, imprint your identity on the pulpy logging analog and replace the activation key as you find it, being mindful to obscure its two-part mechanism from plain sight.

Within mere moments of replacing the activation key, a class I personal wormhole will begin to form. In order to power up the wormhole and initiate the transport process, you must enter the special passphrase.. To do this, run around the general area, waving your arms while screaming "I got walrus drool on my knickers and now they need a pressing!" as loudly as you can (it helps if you can speak this in a british accent). If the wormhole does not appear at first, keep trying. Something is bound to turn up, eventually.

Good luck with this very special mission to regain your honor, Crypto!

--Pox

PS: And make sure you throw in a complimentary jar of "Ecylram's Own FTF" penguin dipping sauce.

07/05/2019 By eyekwilt2
Having had such good luck with Two Cryptos, we thought out luck might hold and we would be able to be in and out of this one in short order, but that isn't the way it turned out. We spent way too much time looking the in the wrong area and failed to look thoroughly in the right area. Thanks to the CO who offered us a hint before we got too far away. A quick turn around and we were back. This time the search was much quicker. We should have found that! That's what happens when we fixate on an idea. TFTC

07/05/2019 By eyekwilt2
Not lucky on this one

04/27/2019 By Scaber
This hooman needed to review previous communication for evidence in order to find the portal. Favorite point. Thank you for placing this cache and helping to keep our recreation going.

04/14/2019 By poolsharkycat
we gave a good look around came up empty handed.

03/29/2019 By RyanHouse
Well it took a hint but I came back and left successfully this time. TFTC!

09/09/2018 By Squirrelpub
Great spot

09/09/2018 By Dice99
Umm... wow real tricky. Found with help of the CO.

04/12/2018 By SphynxMoms
WOW, you are so right, I did not want to touch that going, ewe, ewe, ewe!!!

Happy to have found the cache... finally.

TFTC-SL. TNLN.

04/12/2018 By happyfeet614
TFTC! it was not as icky to touch as some of the things I thought it was in the other day!!! Not at all what I expected. Thanks for continuing the fun!

04/10/2018 By happyfeet614
I have no idea what tortilla chips have to do with anything, just can't find this one. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you.

04/10/2018 By SphynxMoms
So we think we are at theGZ but we must call no joy as we couldn't make the find. Please advise if it is the black Photo voltaic tube hanging up high. We couldn't open it but didn't want to force it as you suggested care with the container.

Please help. Thanks.

01/28/2018 By andi.co
TFTC! not what I was expecting!