GC1H7TA Crypto Saves the World (For Himself)
Type: Traditional | Size: Micro | Difficulty: | Terrain:
By: Daschpeeg and MaddieMoof @ | Hide Date: 10/14/2008 | Status: Available
Country: United States | State: Colorado
Coordinates: N39° 42.440 W104° 55.240 | Last updated: 08/30/2019 | Fav points: 0
         

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Pox is sending Crypto a small experimental container to Earth. Can you find it?

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Crypto:

While reviewing primitive video transmissions from Earth, we have discovered a disturbing news program called "Battlestar Galactica". In this program, a human male identified only as "Star Buck" (who apparently has a clone operating within a rogue para-military organization in the western United States) casually slaughters members of an innocent robot society known as "Cylons" to the amusement of viewers. He then uses this fame to hypnotize unsuspecting human females into becoming his casual mates who will stop at nothing to do his bidding to take over society.

Based on our analysis of this news program and reports from other clones stationed on Earth, it appears that this "Star Buck" and his zombie-like female disciples have opened over 12,000 breeding facilities across the globe where unwitting humans (male and female alike) come to enjoy a warm beverage, but instead leave brainwashed and impregnated with a future member of this nefarious human's spawn army. They are then "programmed" to return every 3-14 days for secret pre-natal checkups.

Crypto, this "Star Buck" and his plans for creating a New World Order must be stopped at all costs (as this competes directly with *our* plans to enslave the human race). To assist you in accomplishing this task, we have teleported a small, prototype canister to Earth. This canister will release a chemical into the air, striking fear in any nearby humans attempting to enter the facility and causing them to immediately flee the area, never to return. The canister contains a micro-holographic projector, allowing it to blend in with its surroundings.

In order to monitor the progress of this experiment, you (or your human servants wearing Cryptonian burnt-caffeine repulser helmets) are required to visit this canister to inspect its condition, assess the mental state of the nearby humans, and log your visitation on the enclosed pulp-based writing analog. Please bring a graphite or pigment-based writing implement.

Good luck with this very important mission, Crypto!

--Pox

PS: The Doctor would like to congratulate RADDAD637 for being FTF!

06/24/2019 By dakotahillbillies
This was very evil! I spent 20 minutes in the wrong place by the cache. I accidentally found it while thinking ,”where is it?” I found something and had no idea it was the cache! Evil was the only word I could come up with. I loved it! It is getting a favorite point from me! SL d’hillbillies. TFTC!

05/28/2019 By havhoej
Wow that was hard, but it could not cheat us
TFTC

04/27/2019 By Scaber
Another great cache. Thank you for placing this cache and helping to keep our recreation going.

04/14/2019 By imusttravel2000
This area looked familiar. I think I tried for this one ten years ago. Walked right to it today, even on a very off day of finding caches today . Glad to find this one to help PSC get her Souvenir badges. Fav

04/14/2019 By poolsharkycat
nice hide here.

04/14/2018 By TheFerryClan
The Ferry Clan was here, after putting our geocaps on it took only seconds to kind this device..

04/10/2018 By SphynxMoms
OMG, this was a clever cache. Super shocked. GREAT HIDE!!!

TFTC-SL. TNLN. Loved the container.

04/10/2018 By happyfeet614
WOW! GREAT HIDE! TFTC!

09/20/2017 By LostinDenver
Well constructed! Seems hotter today than it really is my car temp says 85 but it feels like 95).

07/10/2017 By jamin13
Sad