Three stage multi. The cache is not at the posted coordinates. Bring your own pen.
STAGE 1:
If the starting point is on Putin Street, then go to N 39° 44.452 W 104° 58.862
But if the starting point is on Valdai Way, then find the coordinates hidden somewhere INSIDE this geocache.
When I was youNg I loved to sCare people in the dark and make up storIes about monsters. I still love to sCare people. With tHis Cache, I can do Both.
When I was in elementary school my sister and I visited our cousins. They are about 4 years younger than us. I convinced my cousin that taking apart a Baseball and exposing the wrapped threads would cause me to turn into a monster known as the Goo-Glah. It was a horrendous beast with multiple eyes, blood dripping from it’s razor teeth, bumpy skin like a pickle, the color of oil mixed with blood. As the baseball came apart, I acted as if my body was on fire, undergoing the inevitable change into the oily monster. My cousin ran into the bedroom with our sisters (who were in on the TRICK). Occasionally they Would open the door so I could shove my hand in. I had a red rag on my hand to emulate the bloody stump of my transforming hand. Not very realistic, but it worked. His terror was JustlifieD. For the big finale, I haD them swing the door open while I crept slowly into the room covered in a brown blanket. My cousin, armed with a BB gun, promptly used the rifle to smash his bedroom window, jump out, and run away. My accomplices and I stood there with our jaws on the floor. We expected that ZERO percent.
This happeneD before spanking was politically incorrect. A sErious beating was coming to us. So we covered the window with cardBoard and prayed. I hope your prayers are answered with this cache.I hope you don't fall for the bold trick above.
The Bottom SEVEN men have ZERO Brothers at Home and in their Heart
STAGE 2:
Hopefully it didn’t take you too long to get past the first little trick and found the hint in the bottom of the story. Once you have unlocked the riddle, you will have coordinates to a black buffalo attached to an obvious geo-beacon which is closer to the final. Inside that pill bottle you will find the EXACT coordinates to the final.
FINAL:
These forsaken lands are filled with rattlesnakes, coyotes, birds of prey, and swarms of deadly insects. The open sky lures in unprepared cachers and dumps them into a spiral of madness. Lightning fills the sky and thunder roars.
Victory to the brave and a small round of remorse for those without the courage to tackle this monster. Best of luck to you. Don’t be afraid. Don’t go at night or when the skies are blackened with the fury of the storm! And, whatever you do, don’t make noise. The Goo-Glahs are waiting.
You may park at the trailhead and begin your hopeless wandering. Few will return alive. If you survive, return the cache to the position you found it. If you die, use your still attached zombie arm to hurl the cache back into place.
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Additional Waypoints
P07TQ50 - Parking
N 39° 37.500 W 104° 43.388
Little Larry’s Monsters #1 - Goo-Glahs
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