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The Magic Table, the Golden Donkey, and the Club in the Sack
· A tailor kicks each of his three sons out of the house because the family goat lied about each one malnourishing it.
· The sons each get apprenticeships, and each gets a magical item: a table that will be instantly covered with gourmet foods, a donkey that spits gold, and a club that will leap from a sack and beat the snot out of people.
· Each son wants to go home and show off to dad, but each one stays at an inn where the crooked innkeeper tricks them into showing off their new toys, while sneakily substituting false ones for the real ones.
· The first two sons are humiliated when they reach home with their duds, but the third son has his club beat the innkeeper until he gives everything back.
· Then everyone is happy (except for the innkeeper, who's bruised).