#7 in a series of fact-filled caches filled with facts
This is a remarkable location, so take a deep breathe and savor this:
You are standing at the coldest location on Earth.
You probably don't feel it now as much as you feel the mosquito bites swelling on your neck, but it's true.
About 10 meters away you will notice a small patch of ground apparently smoking. THAT'S NOT SMOKE, it's an ultra-cold vapor of methane and notrogen, the anti-matter equivalent of nitrogen.
If you can't see it, you're probably standing on it or there's a sunspot.
Due to the peculiar geology underlying this location-- an uncommonly deep deposit of a mineral called thermibonite-- and the electromagnetic current of a tectonic fault running from this spot to the continental divide, the soil temperature here sometimes reaches -712 below zero!
That's mighty cold even with a good parka.
Some scientists conjecture that the hottest place on earth lies on the exact opposite side of the globe, but everyone knows it's really Houston, Texas.

Members of a recent expedition to Johnstown, Colorado. The expedition reported reaching Johnstown and then contact was lost. All members are missing and presumed bored.
You're looking for a good old fashioned ammo can with lots of room for schwag. Initial contents:
* log
* pen
* Flarp Putty (evidently "Flarp" is more marketable that "fart", but let's call it what it is; it's a toy you squish and it farts)
* 3 skinny glow sticks
* 1 geocaching glow stick
* playdoh
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Congrats to Memfis Mafia on a crazy 3-FTF day and 500th cache!